It's true. And lips say A LOT.
In my pocket, I've got lip balm. I've got lip balm in my purse, in the centre console of my car, I've got lip balm everywhere! Because lip balm is the bomb.
We formulated some delicious lip balms that anyone, and their GrandPA, will love.
And our lip balms are made from REAL food! Our Chocolate lip balm has ACTUAL organic cocoa in it. And our Chair Tea lip balm has coconut oil infused with real chai tea! Not to mention the rest of our delicious line up.
So head over to our store and fill your pockets and cupboards with the best lip balm today!
Right now is the WORST for our skin, especially our hands. While we can cover our bodies, our hands seem to suffer the brunt of the varying weather! There's nothing worse than going back and forth between cold dry weather and wet rainy, cold or warm, weather.
If you've got hands like we do, they get super dry super fast, and it's hard to find something that really works to keep them soft and moisturized, protected, and non greasy.
That's why we've perfected our hand salve to work WITH you during your day.
Cocoa butter and the nourishing oils help to give your hands a super boost of moisture, while beeswax protects your hands from the elements. And the warm vanilla scent is wonderful too! Your hands are left feeling new again; not rough, dry, and itchy. And there's no greasy feeling left behind; so you can type, chop, swing... Whatever you do all day!
Our Vanilla Hand Salve is the perfect size to throw in your bag and carry around with you all day when reapplication is necessary. It's also a great stocking stuffer!
So what are you waiting for? Head to our online store and order yourself a jar, or 2 or 3 or 4, of our amazing Vanilla Hand Salve! You can't go wrong!
You look in the mirror. Your beard is looking disheveled. What do you do?
You head on over to our online store and stock up on some beard oil, that's what you do!
Do you want to feel manly? Do you want to feel sexy? Do you want to feel like you just stepped out of a field of roses? Okay not that last one.
We've perfected only the MANLIEST blends in our beard oils. Blends that make you feel like a hunter going in for the kill, even when you're in a suit & tie. Blends that make all the ladies fall into your lap, even when you're covered in grease & oil. Blends that will make you wish you had a cigar in your hand, even when you're holding a baby!
So let's get that beard ready, so you can look, smell, and feel like the amazing man you are! Even if you're in your underpants, playing world of Warcraft, in your moms basement. (ALT + TAB, Internet, www.artisanalbooty.weebly.com, Buy Products, add to cart, enter in information, mom brings it down to you when it arrives. Back to your game.)
Buy yourself some beard oil, TODAY!
PS; we have a BRAND NEW beard oil coming to your fluffy face soon!
It's FALL, and Winter is coming!
*cue Game of Thrones intro*
We have everything you need to keep your skin at its best from October to March, and then back into Spring... And Summer! AND THEN FALL AND WINTER AGAIN! AND OMG IT'S 2018??? Ok.... We're getting ahead of ourselves...
Click on "Buy Products", which will take you directly to our online store with our full list of products!
There is something for every-BODY! *pun intended*
With our flat rate shipping of $10 you can stock up for hibernation for all your skins needs.